Ten reasons to date a banker

1)We supply on demand

2)We do it with interest

3)We do it at bliss point

4)We do it with models

5)We do kinked demands

6)We know the Slutsky theory

7)We maximise...everything

8)Even our short run leaves lasting effects

9)We have all the right curves

10)We know which stimulus leads to uncontrollable expansions